gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
