She's JV to your varsity
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I am one with the molecules
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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