I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The Olympian is in my bed
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