Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Everything about him screamed your future.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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