all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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