She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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