My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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