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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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