Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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