Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
please don't ironically join a cult
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