I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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