I wanna passion pit in your ass
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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