i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I've blown a few things in my day
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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