I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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