Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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