It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I have aggressive nipples.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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