I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Nicole vs. Life
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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