I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
FUCK WHALES
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