oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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