Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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