Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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