Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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