On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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