I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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