My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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