just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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