Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
