he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
