Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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