the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Someone came in the potted fern
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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