SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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