I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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