just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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