Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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