VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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