Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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