We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We left the knife in your bed.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I supernannyed him into submission
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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