CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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