what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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