I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
