Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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