So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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