It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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