If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Randomize
