no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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