Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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