forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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