I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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