You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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