I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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